Ok, so this is like… really lame, but if you want to expand your collection of Homer Simpson talking kitchen gadgets you’ll definitely be excited about this. Hmmmm. Pizza. From the product page:

Woo-Hoo! This officially licensed Homer Simpson Talking Pizza Cutter is sure to make your favorite food even more enjoyable. When you press down on the cutter, Homer entertains you with 3 characteristic phrases and a short rendition of “That’s Amore.” No buttons to push, batteries included. The stainless steel blade and high-impact plastic grip are sure to last until Homer says his last “D’oh!” 8.5″ long.

[via The Red Ferret]