Are you like me, someone who spends most of their waking hours in front of their computer? Have your friends stopped visiting you? Has your significant other been making derogatory comments in regards to the general aroma of your computer work area? No? Ok, maybe it’s just me, but looks like I found a solution.

According to the blurb at the Direct USB Store, the USB Air Purifier/Ionizer will freshen up the air around you, helping to get rid of smoke and other germs and particles in the air around your workspace.

This bad boy is powered via any USB port, installation is a simple plug and play and it’ll start emitting negative ionized air and producing Active oxygen molecules. I’m assuming Active oxygen molecules would be better than sleepy ones, right?

Yours for just £9.95 from Direct USB.

[via The Red Ferret]