While all the other gadget blog writers are sitting at their freebie laptops, wearing their Oakley Thumps and reporting on rumors of the latest mp3 /video player /game box de jour, REAL Gadgetizers are out fighting crime and jump-starting little old ladies pacemakers with their cool Lightning Stun Gun /LED Flashlight combo.

You too can become superhero gadgetizers like us for just $59.95. Here’s a snip from the product page at gadget Universe:

Zap a bolt of lightning into would-be muggers and rapists with this innocent-looking stun gun/flashlight.

Protect yourself! from suspicious-looking characters or would-be attackers with the Lightening Stun Gun. It’s designed to look exactly like a flashlight, but it gives shocking results with 80,000 volts. A blast of between one and three seconds will fell an attacker and result in mental disorientation.

I bet it would make a great bug zapper too.