Rocky Flats Gear Underwear Protects Your Privates At the Airport

November 23, 2010 | In: Apparel

Las Vegas-based company Rocky Flats Gear Underwear has hit it big in our opinion, coming up with a topical, tactical solution to the recently installed full body airport security scanners.

Say hello to your new underwear which features a delicately placed fig leaf design that will protect your privacy of your privates while going through those embarrassing scanners.  A hint of powdered medal offers you protection from the scanners or even during a medical examination.

At long last, we can finally achieve figdom!

Comment Form

Categories