This Bust Doctor Breast enhancement system caught my eye. After all, we'd all like to experience firmer, fuller breasts. From the product page: How to use: Firstly, spray special healthful liguid on bust. After put on bust doctor, plug in and trun on...

In an effort to protect soldiers faces from flying derbis in war zones, a company called MTek has been testing a product called Predator Facial Armor. From the MTek site: Because of the increased risk of airborne fragmentation threats, resulting from...

There's nothing more relaxing than a good scalp massage (well, almost nothing) and the Brain Spa aims to emulate that. From their product page: This patented Italian design incorporates Japanese engineering and utilizes acupressure to relax and soothe...

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This bullet proof denim jacket will go great when you up and about, and not laying in the bullet proof bed we featured earlier today. Or, you could wear it to bed if you're extra paranoid and would like that extra layer of protection against night time...

The post below this one talks about the role of bacteria in the birth of bio-neuro circuitry, so naturally, I thought I'd follow up with another bacteria related story. According to Sky News, a clothing manufacturer over in the UK has invented...

Ladies and gents, I present to you, the Bullet Proof Monkmobile. As a result of increased violence against Monks in Thailand in recent years, personal protection for the jovial abstainers has ballooned into a thriving industry. As a result, new...

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You know, it really sucks when the aliens abduct you and then dump you off like 20 miles from your house. There you are, naked and recently probed, and now you've got to walk home in the dark. Well, be thankful that they at least brought you back to the...