Crated for just this purpose, you can now flirt with the lifeguards to your heart’s content.  Sensitive enough to feel the difference between being slightly shifted and picked up, the Yelpie is the perfect beach property guard, leave the pitbull at home this year.

If the Yelpie is being picked off with your wallet and keys stored inside, a deafening 90dB alarm will promptly go off and surprise the thief and everyone around.  Cost, $50.